The funny english teacher

I have a friend who is too my english teacher thanks to skype we can speak and he can send me files and things like that for i can to practise english. We usually speak two times a week for one hour. It's funny time and you really enjoy with the class. This is a example of an english exercies i usually go online with my friend.



In this example i usually start doing a description of the history, after he read the history (listening), then i read the history (practise speaking), and after I fill blank spaces in the history (understanding).

A little old lady was driving her big, expensive car around a parking lot looking for a parking spot. She had been looking for a parking space for nearly half an hour when she finally found one. With her signal light flashing, and preparing to turn into the space, a young man in a sports car suddenly pulled in front of her and took the space. The little old lady was so upset that she yelled at him, "You stole my parking spot, you jerk!" With a smirk on his face he replied, “Face it lady, I’m way younger and way faster than you.” Then the lady got even more upset; she stepped on the gas and plowed right into the sports car. Then she put her car into reverse, backed up, and crashed into it again.
The young man rushed up to the woman. “What the hell are you doing?” he yelled.
The old woman handed him her insurance card and smiled. “Face it jerk, I’m way older
and way richer than you,” she said

A little old lady was driving her big, expensive car around a parking lot looking for a parking spot. She had been looking for a parking space for nearly half an hour when she finally found one. With her signal light fl______, and preparing to t___ i___ the space, a young man in a sports car suddenly pulled in front of her and took the space. The little old lady was so up___ that she yelled at him, "You stole my parking spot, you jerk!" With a sm___ on his face he replied, “Face it lady, I’m way younger and w__ ____er than you.” Then the lady got even more upset; she st_____ __ ___ g__ and plowed right into the sports car. Then she put her car into reverse, b___ed __, and cr_____ i___ it again.
The young man r_____ __ t_ the woman. “What the hell are you doing?” he yelled.
The old woman handed him her insurance card and smiled. “Face it jerk, I’m way older and ___ r___er than you,” she said



I didn't know what means "smirk", but he explained me with a picture like this.
This tip, remember me the post i did some days ago. :)